Caspar Lee

<p>This is a book about me. <br><br>Unfortunately I didn't write it - my mum did. WTF!<br><br>Let me tell you now that 98% of it is total lies. Actually I'm pretty sure this book is illegal. So if you've bought it you've basically supported a criminal. How does that feel?<br><br>I think she's getting me back for my first day in this world when I mayyy have tried to kill her. She won't not be able to mention that . . . You might also find out about my first day at school why my head is so massive how I've always been a hit with the ladies and other things like that.<br><br>You know important stuff. <br><br>Anyway I found the book at the printer and you'll see I've corrected some of her most outrageous lies.<br><br>So you know enjoy. Just remember only the bits that make me look good are true . . .</p>