Caspar Lee

<p>This is a book about me. <br /><br />Unfortunately, I didn't write it - my mum did. WTF!<br /><br />Let me tell you now that 98% of it is total lies. Actually, I'm pretty sure this book is illegal. So if you've bought it, you've basically supported a criminal. How does that feel?<br /><br />I think she's getting me back for my first day in this world when I mayyy have tried to kill her. She won't not be able to mention that . . . You might also find out about my first day at school, why my head is so massive, how I've always been a hit with the ladies and other things like that.<br /><br />You know, important stuff. <br /><br />Anyway, I found the book at the printer and you'll see I've corrected some of her most outrageous lies.<br /><br />So, you know, enjoy. Just remember only the bits that make me look good are true...</p>