Catch Her Heart

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I'm the oldest virgin in major league baseball. And I'm in love with a woman who's about to marry someone else.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Listen. It's not like I planned to still be a virgin at twenty-eight. Or to fall in love with the team trainer who apparently would rather date a guy who wears polo shirts instead of baseball pants.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>But life doesn't always go according to plan.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>When I first laid eyes on Lark Miller I knew she was something special. Unfortunately so did her boyfriend.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>For years I kept my feelings hidden. I accepted my role as best guy friend and focused on my career. My priority needs to be securing another contract with the Vancouver Tridents so I can help my parents retire. I can't afford any distractions.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>But then the day comes that Lark shows up at my door and tells me she's ended her engagement. Not only that but she's broken up with polo shirt guy.</span></p><p><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>And then she kisses me.</em></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>My fantasy becomes my reality. Lark wants me. </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Me.</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> She's perfect we're perfect everything is perfect. I've got the woman of my dreams and the best part is she understands how important baseball has to be for me right now.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>But remember what I said about life not going according to plan?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>My name is Dan Monty Montgomery: Formerly the oldest virgin in baseball and now the newest expectant father.</span></p><p></p>