Cattleblanca

“The name's Spayde Ham Spayde P.I.G. That stands for Porcine. Investigative. Gumshoe.” 'It seemed trouble followed me everywhere I went. Just What is this Rose of the Desert? And why do so many want it? This was supposed to be a simple case for a friend but nothing is ever what it seems and I'm now neck deep in sand in the middle of nowhere.” Private Investigator Ham Spayde finds himself amidst murderers gamblers and a secret police force with unforeseen complications. But this is Cattleblanca the oasis of Morrocow Hard Talking Hard drinking Spayde is the Anthropomorphic answer to Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe. And just one more thing no one touches the fedora.