<p class=ql-align-justify>The problem with books on how to raise kids is that all those other authors have PhDs MDs or kids. Luckily this author has none of those limiting factors. Instead you get hilarious advice based on observations and assumptions with zero evidence. It's advice that will help you be the best parent you can be whether you have a real job a fancy job or a trust fund.</p><p class=ql-align-justify><br></p><p class=ql-align-center>Learn the secrets to:</p><p class=ql-align-center><br></p><p class=ql-align-center>Picking a Favorite</p><p class=ql-align-center>Winning Kindergarten</p><p class=ql-align-center>How to Hide from the Kids</p><p class=ql-align-center>Sharing</p><p class=ql-align-center>Aggressive&nbsp;Driving for Teens</p><p class=ql-align-center><br></p><p class=ql-align-center>...and much more terrible advice</p>