Cheap Plastic Skeletons From Hell

<p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Quake with fright! The Cheap Plastic Skeletons walk among us tonight!</strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>When a fiendish factory foreman is murdered in a sweatshop by the poor little children he torments his spirit becomes mysteriously entwined with a batch of molten plastic and molded into decorative Halloween skeletons.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Determined to return from the realm of the dead the evil Factory King will stop at nothing to replace the bones of the living with his cheap plastic skeleton bones and walk the earth once more wearing their flesh suits as his own. Heh heh heh ha ha ha!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>A sidesplittingly spooky satire about globalization death and plastic from the truly awful author of RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE. Featuring over two dozen gruesome illustrations!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Bad to the bone petrochemical poltergeists are on the rampage in CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL!</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Publisher's Note:</strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Beware! The following book contains mature situations and themes. It is NOT intended for children unless they are really super cool like that. 18+</em></p>