Cherry Pie Cure

When Susan discovers her husband of 22 years is cheating on her she is sure her life is over. And she thinks her friend Marcellas advice that she work through her feelings in a blog is stupid. She just wants to sit on the couch in her exs old bathrobe feel sorry for herself and chain-smoke. But with the help of Marcella a growing tribe of strange Internet friends couriered packages of sex toys and the most delectable cherry pie in the world Susan gets off the couch and into the arms of a gorgeous (OMFG how old is he?) new lover who is even more delicious than that cherry pie. Will her kids let her have this new life? Will her ex? And will Susan dare step into the passionate unknown... or will she retreat to the safety of her old life?CAST OF CHARACTERSSusan as The Heroine. Baker extraordinaire yoga-hater Luddite and an innocent prude. I dont think an exercise routine developed by half-starved men in India is particularly suitable to short curvy booby white women. My breasts get in the way of everything. OMG I just typed breasts. How do I delete this post?Marcella as Her Best Friend. Entrepreneur musician and happily divorced self-proclaimed slut who has an opinion on everything and a solution to everyones problems except her own. Look Susan do what you want but either keep on with the blog or go sleep with a twenty-five-year-old boy. Do you want to be a pathetic blob of goo in your cheating husbands bathrobe?Cody and Tyler as Her Adult Sons. What were you thinking Mom? Jesus how old is he Mom? Have you no pride Mom? Oh-my-god-whats-wrong-with-you Mom?Nika as Codys Maybe-Maybe-Not Girlfriend. Im totally trolling Tinder for Persian guys now. Just so you know Mama Susan.sugar&spice76 as Susans First Fan. Honey were not strangers anymore. Were your strange Internet friends. Were all mothers and we all do the dirty sometimes ok?FemmeFataleFun as the Sex Toy Peddler. Smooches. Everything in that care package is therapeutic kitten!mommyshidinginthebathroom3 as The Token Mommy Blogger. Let her smoke Marcella. Its been six weeks. You can kick her ass about the cigarettes in six months.ilikeherbooty-full as The Porn Blogger Who Wont Go Away. Is this what women really talk about when men arent around or are you doing that just for me?Caspian00XO as His Friend Who Hears About the Pie. Susan? Do I get pie now? Im emailing you my address.Reza as Susans Love Interest. This is my telephone number. As soon as I leave you will type it into your phone. And you will send me a text. It will say Reza this is Sooo-zaaaahn. If you dont send me this text I will assume I offended you and will need to quit my job so I dont offend you again so it is very important that you send this text. Yes Soo-zahn?with cameos byJohn as The Cheating Husband Jewel of The Not-So-Spectacular-Boobs as The Other Woman an assortment of lurkers trolls spammers Internet idiots and casual visitors Rezas invisible roommates and The Lawyer.a MISTRESS OF HER OWN DOMAIN novella