Clause Clown & Ferret

<p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>A romantic comedy about a lawyer a clown and a ferret with a superiority complex.</em></strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Tessa Morgan follows rules. She's got spreadsheets color-coded goals and a five-year plan that does </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>not</em><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> include juggling pins or rodents in tiaras.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>But when a rent-controlled NYC apartment comes with a bizarre lease clause-and an even weirder roommate-her perfectly scripted life faceplants into clown shoes.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Enter Theo West: circus dropout professional balloon animal enthusiast and proud human to a ferret named Beyoncé. He's chaos in cargo pants. She's ready to sue him for emotional damage.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Forced to live together for a year or lose the apartment Tessa and Theo strike up an uneasy truce involving labeled shelves roommate agreements and zero glitter. (Spoiler: There's </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>so much</em><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> glitter.)</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>But the more they clash the more the tension starts to feel... less murder-y. And more kiss-y.</span></p><p></p>