Cockney Zulu

From The Depths Of The Deepest Jungle On Earth Somewhere In A Fictional Zulu Village In South Africa Comes Everyone’S Favourite Zulu; Mfoafoa Jones.This Young Traditional Zulu Warrior Leaves His Village To Go And Fend For Himself And Somehow Ends Up In Soweto (So We Went To The Ghetto) Where He Befriends A Fellow Zulu. He Cannot Spell ‘English’ Let Alone Speak It But He Somehow Finds Employment With A Caucasian Family In Cape Town. This Family Then Decides To Bring Him Along For Their Vacation In The U.K; Not Just Anywhere In The U.K But Essex The Cockney Capital Of The World.How Would You React In This Present Day England If You Saw Someone With Tribal Marks Wearing A Straw Skirt And Holding A Spear Walking Down Your Road?Ladies And Gentlemen Brace Yourself For The Craziest Zulu On Earth Cockney Zulu.