Coffee Guns & Galactic Gumbo

<p><strong>Welcome to the galaxy's most classified cookbook.</strong></p><p><em>Coffee Guns & Galactic Gumbo</em> is the ultimate unauthorized culinary mission briefing for agents operatives and flavor renegades who eat between alien negotiations neuralyzer mishaps and midnight interrogations.</p><p>Written with the deadpan wit of a black-suited professional and the reckless abandon of a Worm Guy on espresso this parody cookbook arms you with over a dozen high-impact recipes-from Neuralyzer Nachos to Zero-G Donuts and the forbidden Fried Ice Cream of the Andromeda Sector.</p><p>But this isn't just a cookbook. It's a field guide for survival. Learn the secrets of the MiB Meal Prep Routine. Pack an Emergency Rations Kit that could feed you during a three-planet lockdown. Simulate banned galactic spices using Earth-safe ingredients. Eat like every bite could be your last... or your best.</p><p>Whether you're a rogue operative a hungry human or something we haven't classified yet this book will feed your mission with maximum flavor and minimum compromise.</p><p>Suit up. Heat up. And get ready to blast your taste buds into orbit.</p>