Cold Days at Castle Drax

<p><strong>Hellfire. Brimstone. Awkward family dinners.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>No one in their right mind wants to live at Castle Drax.</p><p><br></p><p>That's okay. The Vexx family aren't.</p><p><br></p><p>On a crumbling cliff overlooking a dark emerald sea looms the forbidding Castle Drax. It's ancient it's freezing it's falling apart-and it's home. </p><p>But hard times have come around and the demonically dysfunctional Vexx family's in dire straits. There's nothing for it but to sell the castle and move on-if they can find a buyer.</p><p><br></p><p>And if in their heart of hearts they can really bear to leave...</p><p><br></p><p>Come pay a visit if you'd like. Meet the sinister Count Vexx and his charming daughter Lulu. Make pastries in the kitchen with Magwell and buff up the motorcar with Stormdust. Ring the lugubrious doorbell if you want to give everyone a fright (including yourself). </p><p>Just don't whatever you do go down into the cellar...</p><p><br></p><p>That's life at Castle Drax. It's:</p><p><br></p><p><em>A fate worse than death</em>. - Count Vexx</p><p><em>I have seen worse. Much worse</em>. - Fane</p><p><em>It really isn't all that bad lovie. Not once you've got used to it</em>. - Magwell</p><p><em>Everything will be alright! Definitely!</em> - Luna Vexx</p><p><br></p><p><em>A glittering Decopunk mosaic unfolds in sixteen tales of life love and curses laced with Charlotte E. English's trademark humour and quirky charm. Cosy and comforting strange and wise stylish and surprising; Castle Drax is a Hell of a time... </em></p>