<p>Florida journalist Dave Schlenker has seen it all in his 34 years as a newspaper and magazine columnist. Yet he chose to waste valuable ink writing about owl vomit headless pigeons Erik Estrada and underwear mysteries. This collection of humor columns and essays frame a life of dad fails poultry problems brain surgeries blessings and the delightful silliness of surviving. These stories are as funny as they are familiar.</p>