<p>Real sex isn&rsquo;t as graceful and glamorous as romance novels and pornography often portray.<br />Real sex is learning you have a latex allergy while you lose your virginity.<br /><br />And so the stories essays poems and comics in Condoms and Hot Tubs Don&rsquo;t Mix offer realistic sex scenes to counter the overly coercive and falsely romantic scenes &nbsp;portrayed by books films and TV shows.<br />Sometimes the sex is funny.&nbsp;<br />Sometimes it&rsquo;s messy.<br />Sometimes it&rsquo;s a total disaster.&nbsp;<br />But every time it&rsquo;s real.<br /><br />The writers and editors donate all their proceeds from this book to Planned Parenthood.<br />(Because who knows the consequences of awkward sex better than Planned Parenthood?)</p>