Confessions of a Cat Servant

<p><strong>Does your cat think every room is a stage and every human is staff?</strong></p><p><br>Written by <strong>Hannah Winslow</strong> this witty self-aware guide mixes pop psychology and real-life cat behavior into laugh-out-loud survival advice. It invites modern cat parents to explore why their fur-covered roommates act like entitled influencers while teaching us to laugh not lecture.</p><p><br><strong>Inside You'll Discover:</strong></p><ul><li>Love-bombing and purr-switching explained</li><li>Gaslighting with a purr: rewriting reality one meow at a time</li><li>The drama triangle-cat human and social media</li><li>Toxic positivity and other lies your cat tells you</li><li>Boundaries baby: stop being your cat's therapist</li><li>How your cat mirrors your own quirks (and why that's funny)</li><li>Why laughter-not logic-is the key to coexistence</li><li>Gentle reflections on acceptance chaos and unconditional love</li></ul><p>Worried it's just another meme book? Think again.<br>This isn't fluff-well except literally. <em>Confessions of a Cat Servant</em> delivers sharp relatable comedy that educated readers can proudly display or gift. No heavy psychology no dense theory-just intelligent satire that turns daily frustration into laughter and relief.</p><p><strong>Join thousands</strong> of witty cat lovers learning to laugh first and lint-roll later!</p>