Confessions of a Recovering Slut

<p>The next screamingly hilarious(Miami Herald) installment in the wild ride that is the life of Hollis Gillespie. </p><p> Confessions of a Recovering Slut is the hilarious and often heartrending sequel to Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch which concludes with Hollis Gillespie the daughter of a missile scientist and an alcoholic traveling trailer salesman at last finding a home of her own. Unfortunately that home just happens to be in one of Atlanta's most dangerous crack neighborhoods-but the place is bound to improve right?</p><p> Wrong. In Confessions Gillespie is plagued by missing human torsos murdered policeman and a drug dealer who keeps setting fire to her neighbor's house-and all this after Hollis discovers that she is inexplicably (except maybe for all that acrobatic sex) pregnant. While the neighborhood might have been fine when she was a child-free urban pioneer it's a nightmare for a mother with nothing but cake pans to bulletproof the baby's room. Gillespie must depend on her three best friends Daniel Grant and Lary to help her-although Lary makes it no secret that he hopes the paint fumes she inhaled early in her pregnancy will cause the baby to be born inside out-that way it'll be easier to sell for parts. </p><p> Will Gillespie ever feel safe? No matter she's still Hollis at heart-and as Lary points out if not safe at least safe from ever being normal.</p>