Confessions of a Slut

<p>Selma Brazinsky is an average-looking thirty-four-year-old single full-figured woman who has never had an earth-shattering orgasm with any man. Almost as frustrating are her Mama's attempts to fix her up with one loser after another. So Selma joins the Love Connection an Internet dating service tagging herself "Experience Wanted Sally."</p><p>She meets men all right. There's "Barrel of Laughs Mike" who needs sniffs of oxygen at the most inconvenient times "Harvey the Ballroom Dancer" whose feet are numb due to diabetes and long-bearded "Big Bubba" who reminds her of the Duck Dynasty guys. Then along comes Jessie the lovable porn-shop owner whose kinky toys costumes and sexual finesse overwhelm her. Is he the one? Can Selma finally abandon her Brad Pitt Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks rubber dildos forever?</p><p>In this hilarious page-turning novel Selma admits right off the bat that she's a slut and goes on to recount the adventures that have earned her the right to claim she's that infamous four-letter word.</p>