Confessions of a Tiny Genius

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A hilarious and heartwarming short story told from the perspective of a baby genius-because someone has to make sense of this ridiculous world.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Sage is seven months old. She drools. She babbles. She's stuck in a highchair that squeaks when she thinks too hard. But behind those wide eyes and wobbly limbs lies a mind sharper than most adults on their second cup of coffee.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>In </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Confessions of a Tiny Genius</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Sage takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the chaos of early development-grappling with philosophical questions decoding parental behavior and forming alliances with overlooked toys. From bath-time diplomacy to the first sparks of inter-baby communication (BabbleNet anyone?) she's determined to survive and reshape the world-one nap at a time.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Perfect for fans of observational comedy witty short fiction or parents who suspect their child might be silently judging them.</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>• A short comedic read</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>• Ideal for fans of clever narrators baby humor and modern satire</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>• Great gift for new parents grandparents or anyone who's ever looked at a baby and thought </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>What are you thinking in there?</em></p>