Confessions of a Wayward Catholic

<p>Confessions of a Wayward Catholic is a hilarious yet insightful account of Frank Scoblete's years from kindergarten through grandparenthood as a confused wayward seemingly ever-sinning Catholic.  Join Frank for a possibly hell-bound ride as he attempts to understand what God and religion are all about. Will Frank reach the pearly gates or be banished to eternal damnation?</p> <p> </p> <p>I love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written! - Alene Scoblete wife</p> <p> </p> <p>Francis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances. - Sister Jerome Blake in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart.</p> <p> </p> <p>I don't know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I'm proud they did well in religion.  - Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein</p> <p> </p> <p>I believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor.  - Jesus Christ</p> <p> </p> <p>Scoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body just like I did Job. - God</p> <p> </p> <p>Frank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He's my main man!  - Satan</p>