Congratulations You're Becoming a Parent

<p><strong>With a sincere heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years and constant cleaning up) this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent!</strong></p><p>This book brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre and at only 48 pages it's the perfect gift for a new parent. However there's a twist: the cover displays a beautiful aww moment of a parent while the inside contains everything but. It's fun edgy ribald and more than anything real advice. This is a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as <em>Go the F**k to Sleep</em> inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as: </p><ul><li>Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps--if you're lucky</li><li>Changing diapers around the clock</li><li>Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes Zoom meetings and every single time you go to the bathroom)</li><li>Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible</li><li>And much more!</li></ul><p><em>Congratulations You're Becoming a Parent</em> is a funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition--and much more work than they can even imagine--into the family</p>