Conrad vs Conrad

Itchys law firm no longer adhered to the practice of chasing ambulances. Their motto was: Everyone is a victim. Dont call us were already there! The firm took great pride in being at the scene in a matter of minutes. Conrad Im going to jump right to the point. You have an excellent opportunity to cash in your misfortune! I guess I dont understand. Im ready to bring litigation against several entities on your behalf including against yourself. I am confused mostly because the entire incident was my fault. Dont you see Conrad regardless of the outcome of a lawsuit like this we have the chance to become famous! It will not only enhance my stature in the legal community but it will give you tremendous notoriety as a writer. Youll no longer be an unknown! ********* At the world news center GNN Winnie Chen answered the phone. This is Winnie Chen how may I help you? Uh...this is Gene Acknee. I work for a lawyer in Wayward County state of Colorado. How may I help you? Ive got some information you might be interested in. There seems to be a sensational trial starting here tomorrow. And what is that about? Some dude is suing himself!