CORIANDER MEANDERING SLANDERER

<p><strong>Dink Flapple former boy-wonder and man-child of late embarks on a metaphysical journey that defies all reason unwittingly proving witlessness wise in matters space-time interplanetary travel and of course unicycling.</strong> Madcap misadventures ensue involving friendships old and new seedy television programming indiscriminate ingestion superfluous bionic limbs the esoteric discipline of fibersmith-forging and a blurring of the very distinction between the living and the dead.</p><p><br></p><p>Yes: Butlers courtiers rodents and technologists. Wigs and accordions. Demigods and dodecadogs.</p><p><br></p><p>An ostensibly sci-fi/fantasy novella jam-packed with idiosyncratic absurdities and an immodest dash of doggerel to boot <em>Coriander Meandering Slanderer</em> leads the reader down a rabbit hole as rewarding as it is pointless. Maddeningly prolix passages of purple prose downshift jarringly to terse <em>dei ex machina</em> at the most inopportune moments and to dizzyingly dazzling effect. Readers just about everywhere probably cannot help but refrain from withholding their hailing as a complete triumph this intoxicatingly sobering Saturnian sizzler of a story. </p>