Crackers For The Soup

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>So you're interested in learning what this multi-genre quirky-titled book is about. Well until a box of crackers is opened no one can know how they feel or taste.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Likewise you don't know whether you'll like my book until you're curious enough to click on it.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Go ahead I bet you want to because possibly you're judging a book by its cover. (I guess that old cliché saying you can't is a myth after all. LOL)</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Some contents inside are forthright educational insightful and preposterous. Once you get a taste of 13 Reasons Why You Will Enjoy Reading My Book with its versatile stories full of intrigue and wit you will want more. Hopefully the following poem is enticing enough:</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Although there is no SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK please satiate your hunger and enjoy a filling snack.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>When you keep reading you might learn things about yourself and definitely plenty about me while crying boo-hoo-hoo or laughing with glee.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Before you kick my crackers to the curb I had better end this blabby blurb.</span></p><p></p>