Crap CVS

<p><i>Application for Employment</i></p><p><i>I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.</i></p><p><i>Each time I apply for a job I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.</i></p><p><i>Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.</i></p><p><i>Crap CVs</i> is a hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable including overly-honest cover letters embarrassing typos mortifying personal revelations awkward interview questions misplaced self-confidence self-aggrandizing gibberish blatant truth-twisting and of course outright lies.</p>