Crap CVs

<p><b>A HILARIOUS COMPILATION OF THE WORST JOB APPLICATIONS IMAGINABLE - A PERFECT STOCKING FILLER OR OFFICE SECRET SANTA GIFT THIS CHRISTMAS. </b><br><br><b>Ever read a truly terrible job application? Or perhaps slightly exaggerated the truth on one of your own...<br><br>We've all been there - but these are worse. <i>So much worse. </i></b><br><br>From overly-honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, and mortifying personal revelations, to awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, and, of course, outright lies. <br><br>This hilarious collection of shockingly dreadful job applications, crap CVs and excruciating interviews will have you laughing out loud, while also making you feel so much better about yourself - because at least you weren't ever this bad . . .<br><br><br><br> <b><u>Application for Employment</u></b><br> <i><br> I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.</i><br> <i><br> Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.</i><br> <i><br> Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.</i><br><br> <b><u>The Interview:</u></b><br><br> Q. Is there anything about this job that you feel you might not be very good at?<br> A. Dealing with people.<br><br> Q. What person, living or dead, would you most like to meet?<br> A. The living one.</p>\n\n<p><b>A HILARIOUS COMPILATION OF THE WORST JOB APPLICATIONS IMAGINABLE - A PERFECT STOCKING FILLER OR OFFICE SECRET SANTA GIFT THIS CHRISTMAS. </b><br><br><b>Ever read a truly terrible job application? Or perhaps slightly exaggerated the truth on one of your own...<br><br>We've all been there - but these are worse. <i>So much worse. </i></b><br><br>From overly-honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, and mortifying personal revelations, to awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, and, of course, outright lies. <br><br>This hilarious collection of shockingly dreadful job applications, crap CVs and excruciating interviews will have you laughing out loud, while also making you feel so much better about yourself - because at least you weren't ever this bad . . .<br><br><br><br> <b><u>Application for Employment</u></b><br> <i><br> I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.</i><br> <i><br> Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.</i><br> <i><br> Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.</i><br><br> <b><u>The Interview:</u></b><br><br> Q. Is there anything about this job that you feel you might not be very good at?<br> A. Dealing with people.<br><br> Q. What person, living or dead, would you most like to meet?<br> A. The living one.</p>