Crap to Consider While Traveling Through the Universe at 66627 MPH While Sitting Here

<p>Does the universe have enough crap in it? Maybe. Cat crap mouse crap dog crap elephant crap outer space crap--it all looks like crap to me.</p><p></p><p>In my life I've been told that I might be full of it so I just decided to get some of it out of me and make the pile a little bigger. So my hope is that this crap in this book makes your crapping experience a little more fun. And in my life I've been told to hit the hole so I hope I have with this crap and haven't created another black hole in the universe.</p><p></p><p>Just try not to step in it too much.</p><p></p><p>Thanks</p><p></p><p>Al Thomas</p>