Crazy Cat Lady and Go Get Me A Latte

Two stories in one book: Crazy Cat Lady and Go Get Me A Latte --Crazy Cat Lady-- An elderly lady Gladia Suffero at the edge of her life wants only one thing: peace and quiet. However the world transpires to bring her everything but that. Through serendipitous events she finds a clowder of super-intelligent cats to be the most helpful companions. As the cats take over all the chores leaving Gladia free to peacefully enjoy her books it seems Gladia has achieved her dreams... Unknown to her something sinister is on the horizon. --Go Get Me A Latte-- A story set in a world where men behave like women and women behave like men. It follows a man named Tony who is engulfed with obsession over a woman he cannot have. He silently suffers in the shadows of societal taboos that prohibit men asking women out and faces his rival a man named Flower Berret who is not likely to make things easy for Tony. Will Tony achieve his goal? Will there be a happy ending?