Crimeucopia - Great Googly Moo!

<p class=ql-align-center></p><p>I Remember the Dame Well...Mainly as she had a laugh that reminded me of two cheese graters energetically fornicating in an iron bathtub. I looked out the open window at the Johnson Memorial standing upright and resolute in the persistent rain. The clock on it said it was 3:15 in the a.m. and I figured what-the-Hell it was time to review the 14 case files scattered across my desk. They were from:</p><p>Daryl Wood Gerber Don Magin James Donzella J. T. Seate S. B. Watson Wil A. Emerson Michael Bracken Glenn Francis Faelnar Michael Thom��t Jay Andrew Connor Martin Zeigler Michael J. Ciaraldi Jeff Burt and L.N. Hunter</p><p>I glanced back out across the skyline and wondered: Why is it always raining in Noir City? I got up and moved over to the chess board. I hadn't see the cat in several hours so I rearranged the pieces a little to give myself a bit of an advantage...</p><p>Just when you thought Private Eye investigations are a deadly serious business these 14 skilful and talented writers start shaking the Funny Tree and you'll be amazed at what falls out. </p><p>Because in the spirit of the Murderous Ink Detective Agency motto: </p><p class=ql-align-center>You never know what you like until you investigate it.</p>