Crowning the Fool

<p>Dating isn't my thing. Ever. Meeting a woman from the Holidates App even less so. But to appease one of my best clients here I am. It's almost a relief when the woman I'm vetting ghosts me. If only this entire endeavor could be written off like a lame April Fool's joke.<br><br>When Trix Conway drops into my lap before I can leave though there's no way I'm letting the universe make a fool of me. I know right then and there I'm nobody's fool but hers. No matter what I'm gonna make her mine.</p>