Cryptopolis and Other Stories

<p>Last week did you tell your best friend why the King of Cryptopolis has gone insane and why he ordered his guards to behead him? Do you know the secret of the black magician Aleister Crowley<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>-</span>how he wrote of the moonchild an ethereal spirit to be placed in a barren womb? Have you ever heard of Arson Hoover and the Worldwide Church of Appliantology? If you answered no to any of these you're clearly misinformed about the newest collection of dark and fantastical stories by Robert Guffey. How would you even survive Casual Day at work? When the tattoos begin to pile up on your flesh like unlucky cars drawn to an accident on the freeway don't come crying to me<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>-</span>I am just the back cover of a book after all--but look for the answers inside me inside Guffey's head which I have chopped off and bound in paper.</p><p><br></p>