Ctrl + Alt + Pretend

<p>Ever dreamed of attending meetings in pajamas mastering the art of nodding seriously while binge-watching reality TV and crafting the perfect email that screams I'm super busy! while you're really just scrolling through memes?</p><p>In <em>Ctrl + Alt + Pretend</em> Genevieve Evergren gives you the ultimate guide to mastering the delicate art of looking outrageously productive while accomplishing absolutely nothing. Packed with hilarious tips tried-and-true tricks and relatable scenarios that will have you laughing out loud this book is your ticket to the zen of professional procrastination.</p><p>Perfect for anyone tired of pretending to look busy-now you can pretend even harder smarter and with enough convincing gusto to win Employee of the Month... from your couch!</p><p><strong>Warning:</strong> Reading this may cause uncontrollable giggles coffee snorts and an alarming sense of professional superiority. Pajamas highly recommended.</p>