Cult of the Gator God

<p class=ql-align-center><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)><em>EXPLOSIONS! SURFER BABES! CREATURES FROM BEFORE THE DAWN OF MAN BENT ON DESTRUCTION!</em></strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>Yes this book has all of those things but as it is set in Florida that couldn't be helped.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>But instead we want you (and more importantly the people who give prestigious literary prizes away) to think of this book as the touching story of the love between a people and their god. Think of it as </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>Yentl </em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>but with fewer songs and more enormous teeth. It's really touching all the same and deep and probably heartfelt. There might even be metaphors; we're not sure.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>A young environmental lawyer is sent to Florida and discovers Florida Man stories don't tell the half of why the Sunshine State is weird and snake handlers aren't the only game in religious reptile observances.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>SO COME FOR THE COMBAT OF GODS STAY FOR SOMETHING MUCH DEEPER AND IMPORTANT</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>(if you figure out what that is please message us so we can put it on later editions of this book).</em></p><blockquote><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>Cult of the Gator God is a blast-a kaiju horror-comedy that works on all levels. I don't think I've read anything quite like it and it's really infectious. -Biff Bam Pop!</em></blockquote><blockquote><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>It is the type of book you want to read with a margarita in hand and Jimmy Buffett in the background. -Hellnotes</em></blockquote><blockquote><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>Cult of the Gator God is an amazing book! A mixture of various genres filled with lots of sarcasm excitement relatable characters and fun. I recommend this book to anyone who is ready for a different kind of adventure anyone who just wants to be surprised and entertained -Libramorum International</em></blockquote><blockquote><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(109 109 109 1)>I laughed my butt off at this book. Seriously it came right off. What the hell Paul? You owe me a new butt! -Andrew Snook author of the Remy's Dilemma series</em></blockquote>