Cupid Is A...

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Cupid.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A dumb dating app that I refused to sign up for. I've seen the movies and read the books but most people don't find love by swiping through shirtless pictures and photoshopped selfies.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>My best friend didn't feel the same. The diabolical she-devil signed me up for a special Valentine's Day single night through the app. She answered all the questions for me so that Cupid could shoot their match making arrows through the database to find me a soulmate. Or a hookup. Whatever.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I didn't have a match though. Nope that would be too easy. Instead I had three.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And they just happened to be my bosses.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>For some reason they don't find this as ridiculous as I do. They want me to spend the weekend with them convinced the app didn't completely screw up.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Obviously they're insane.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>So why did I say yes?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Cupid is a C*nt is a Valentine's themed reverse harem novella. Meaning it's supposed to be a quick read with a little bit of plot and some steamy situations. I repeat it is not a full-length book. This is a workplace romance with adult situations.</span></p><p></p>