Dad Joke Alert!

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>You have heard of dad jokes; well I have compiled a long list of these jokes to entertain even the simplest of minds. Dad jokes are notorious for being an eye-rolling experience but here the goal is to have you rolling around on the floor laughing out loud.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Jokes like What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? or How does a rooster kiss his girlfriend?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>You can find the answers inside!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Did you know I once had a fish that could break dance? Only for 20 seconds and only for one time!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>There are even a few cheeky ones that may be rated for adults. These days cell phones are used in the bathroom but whatever happened to that one book that everyone would grab and turn the pages for a giggle while taking care of business?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Well here it is!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The eye-rolling jokes that have long been forgotten-everyone could use a good joke at some point.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Ever wondered why bicycles can't stand on their own? Because they are two tired!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Or how about this one: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(249 249 249 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>If you ever need a good laugh remember that my long list of dad jokes is here to provide just that. Whether it's a classic one-liner or a clever pun these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.</span></p><p><br></p>