Dang: A Humorous Mystery: 1

Trailer Parks. Rednecks with Ambition. Media Coverage. Murder. Moonshine. Bootlegging. Conspiracy Theories. Rasslin Moves. Hot Rods. Duct Tape. Mullets and Monster Trucks. Homemade Vehicles. Mazes. Escape Tunnels. Safe Rooms. Pistols and Pursuing Leads. The whole town thinks Willem has already committed two murders. Why shouldnt they believe hes committed more? For the past year and a half Willem has been an outcast in his hometown. Everyone believes hes a killer. On top of the murder accusations his biofuel/fertilizer business is failing. Hes well over knee-deep in inventory with no chance of a sale in sight. When Murven his out-of-work best buddy volunteers to help him with his daily collection they discover Willem is stockpiling more than he bargained for as an entre-manure. Once the sheriff gets involved Willems past and Murvens general reputation slingshot them both to the top of the list of murder suspects. With a little help from an unexpected ally they escape custody and fight to clear their names of murder. As the news spreads every busybody and media hog in the county--family friend or foe--wants a piece of Willem and Murvens fifteen minutes of infamy.