Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger

<p><i>Diary of a Wimpy Kid </i>meets <i>The Dangerous Book for Boys, </i><b>DANGER IS EVERYWHERE</b> is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of <i>all</i> kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.<br><br><b>DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT?</b> <br>Yes it does.<br><br><b>AND HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR GRANNY IS A ROBOT?</b> <br>That too.<br><br><b>AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE? <br></b>After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it.<br><br><b>'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of <i>Artemis Fowl</i></b><br><br>Written by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours:<br><br><b>David O'Doherty (words)</b> is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as <i>QI, Have I Got News For You </i>and <i>Would I Lie To You?</i> He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.<br><br><br><b>Chris Judge (pictures)</b> is the award winning author/illustrator of <i>The Lonely Beast </i>and a number of other picture books for children. His work has appeared in high-profile advertising campaigns, newspapers, magazines, exhibitions and other media in Ireland and the UK. His most recent work includes cover artwork for Roddy Doyle's <i>Brilliant.</i><br><br>www.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk<br><br>'A <b>brilliantly silly</b> survival guide' <i>Sunday Express</i><br><br>'A <b>Joyful riposte</b> to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and <b>funny throughout</b>.' <i>Time Out</i> <i>London</i><br><br>'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' <i>The Times</i><br><br>'A <b>surreal, daft and funny</b> book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and <b>relish the silliness</b>.' <i>Financial Times</i><br><br><i>'</i><b>Brilliantly funny'</b> Gransnet<br><br>'A <b>brilliantly mapcap</b> guide' ni4Kids.com<br><br>'<b>Laugh-out-loud'</b> TheSchoolRun.com</p> <p><i>Diary of a Wimpy Kid </i>meets <i>The Dangerous Book for Boys, </i><b>DANGER IS EVERYWHERE</b> is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of <i>all</i> kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.<br><br><b>DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT?</b> <br>Yes it does.<br><br><b>AND HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR GRANNY IS A ROBOT?</b> <br>That too.<br><br><b>AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE? <br></b>After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it.<br><br><b>'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of <i>Artemis Fowl</i></b><br><br>Written by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours:<br><br><b>David O'Doherty (words)</b> is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as <i>QI, Have I Got News For You </i>and <i>Would I Lie To You?</i> He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.<br><br><br><b>Chris Judge (pictures)</b> is the award winning author/illustrator of <i>The Lonely Beast </i>and a number of other picture books for children. His work has appeared in high-profile advertising campaigns, newspapers, magazines, exhibitions and other media in Ireland and the UK. His most recent work includes cover artwork for Roddy Doyle's <i>Brilliant.</i><br><br>www.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk<br><br>'A <b>brilliantly silly</b> survival guide' <i>Sunday Express</i><br><br>'A <b>Joyful riposte</b> to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and <b>funny throughout</b>.' <i>Time Out</i> <i>London</i><br><br>'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' <i>The Times</i><br><br>'A <b>surreal, daft and funny</b> book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and <b>relish the silliness</b>.' <i>Financial Times</i><br><br><i>'</i><b>Brilliantly funny'</b> Gransnet<br><br>'A <b>brilliantly mapcap</b> guide' ni4Kids.com<br><br>'<b>Laugh-out-loud'</b> TheSchoolRun.com</p>