Danger Really is Everywhere: School of Danger (Danger is Everywhere 3)

<p><b>*SHORTLISTED FOR THE LAUGH OUT LOUD CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARDS 2016*</b><br><br><b>The world's greatest (and only) DANGEROLOGIST is back to make YOU into a Level 3 DANGEROLOGIST in his new SCHOOL OF DANGER handbook.<br></b><br>Following a mishap involving his DANGER MOBILE (shopping trolley) and the local school dinner lady, Docter Noel Zone joins the teaching staff to help out. <br><br>WARNING! BEWARE! CAUTION! <br><br>But any POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows that schools are full of DANGER - from VAMPIRE teachers to HAUNTED BOOKS! And when bikes start to go missing from around school, to Docter Noel, it's never been clearer that <b>DANGER <i>REALLY</i> IS EVERYWHERE</b><br><br><i>Diary of a Wimpy Kid </i>meets <i>The Dangerous Book for Boys, </i>DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE is the third brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of <i>all</i> kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.<br><br><b>Praise for the DANGER IS EVERYWHERE series:<br></b><br>'I dislocated my jaw laughing' <b>Eoin Colfer, author of <i>Artemis Fowl</i></b><br>'A brilliantly silly survival guide' <b><i>Sunday Express</i></b><br>'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' <b><i>Time Out</i> <i>London</i></b><br>'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' <b><i>The Times</i></b><br>'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' <b><i>Financial Times</i></b><br><i>'</i>Brilliantly funny' <b>Gransnet</b><br>'A brilliantly mapcap guide' <b>ni4Kids.com</b><br>'Laugh-out-loud' <b>TheSchoolRun.comcom</b>.</p> <p><b>*SHORTLISTED FOR THE LAUGH OUT LOUD CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARDS 2016*</b><br><br><b>The world's greatest (and only) DANGEROLOGIST is back to make YOU into a Level 3 DANGEROLOGIST in his new SCHOOL OF DANGER handbook.<br></b><br>Following a mishap involving his DANGER MOBILE (shopping trolley) and the local school dinner lady, Docter Noel Zone joins the teaching staff to help out. <br><br>WARNING! BEWARE! CAUTION! <br><br>But any POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows that schools are full of DANGER - from VAMPIRE teachers to HAUNTED BOOKS! And when bikes start to go missing from around school, to Docter Noel, it's never been clearer that <b>DANGER <i>REALLY</i> IS EVERYWHERE</b><br><br><i>Diary of a Wimpy Kid </i>meets <i>The Dangerous Book for Boys, </i>DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE is the third brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of <i>all</i> kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.<br><br><b>Praise for the DANGER IS EVERYWHERE series:<br></b><br>'I dislocated my jaw laughing' <b>Eoin Colfer, author of <i>Artemis Fowl</i></b><br>'A brilliantly silly survival guide' <b><i>Sunday Express</i></b><br>'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' <b><i>Time Out</i> <i>London</i></b><br>'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' <b><i>The Times</i></b><br>'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' <b><i>Financial Times</i></b><br><i>'</i>Brilliantly funny' <b>Gransnet</b><br>'A brilliantly mapcap guide' <b>ni4Kids.com</b><br>'Laugh-out-loud' <b>TheSchoolRun.comcom</b>.</p>