Dark & Stormy Nights

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Shake up a cocktail of chaos dark humor and island madness - and what you get is <em>Dark & Stormy Nights </em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>- and possibly Bert Kreischer's Love Child. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>This memoir blends:</span></p><ul><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson's <em>The Rum Diary</em></strong></li><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>1 generous pour of Tucker Max's <em>I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell</em></strong></li><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A splash of <em>Californication</em>'s unapologetic dark humor</strong></li><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>All served with a twist of tropical storms sinking boats and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.</strong></li></ul><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>From the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island life became a blender full of rum questionable choices and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide - unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter flee from cops in boxer shorts or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say Dark & Stormy.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Perfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of island life - or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went - </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Dark & Stormy Nights</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> is the ultimate island misadventure.</span></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Sip slowly. Read irresponsibly.</strong></p><p></p>