Dark & Stormy Nights

<p><strong>Shake up a cocktail of chaos dark humor and island madness - and what you get is <em>Dark & Stormy Nights </em></strong>- and possibly Bert Kreischer's Love Child. </p><p></p><p>This memoir blends: </p><ul><li><strong>2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson's <em>The Rum Diary</em></strong></li><li><strong>1 generous pour of Tucker Max's <em>I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell</em></strong></li><li><strong>A splash of <em>Californication</em>'s unapologetic dark humor</strong></li><li><strong>All served with a twist of tropical storms sinking boats and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.</strong></li></ul><p></p><p>From the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island life became a blender full of rum questionable choices and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide - unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter flee from cops in boxer shorts or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say Dark & Stormy.</p><p>Perfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of island life - or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went - Dark & Stormy Nights</em> is the ultimate island misadventure.</p><p><strong>Sip slowly. Read irresponsibly.</strong></p><p></p>