Dating the Damsel

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I love Scarlett.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And it pains me to see her running home and crying every time another asshole breaks her heart.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>She deserves so much better than that!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>She deserves someone who will treat her like I treat her.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>With love.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But what can I do?</em></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I'm just her pet tiger.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I can't speak her tongue and I have no opposable thumbs.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But one day I find out about a witch.</span></p><p><br></p><p><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A witch who can make all wishes come true.</em></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Will this finally be my chance to give Scarlett the love she desires and become her human mate?</span></p>