Dead Again

<p>10/10 do not recommend dying or being dead in general. I just got gruesomely murdered and do I get eternal peace and happiness? No. I get to run around with a Jane Austen reject that thinks I'm an idiot while trying my best not to become ghost goop. Oh is that all? No Sir. Let me give you some tips:</p><ul><li>NEVER go to sleep.<ul><li>Or one may dissolve into black goop.</li></ul></li><li>Avoid men named Jeffries (you know who I'm taking about)<ul><li>In general one should avoid people who believes one's name is Jezebel.</li></ul></li><li>Jiangshi (AKA the reanimated).<ul><li>They WILL kill without hesitation. </li></ul></li><li>NEVER open mysterious boxes that living people can't see. <ul><li>Dead people in said boxes should NOT be trusted.</li></ul></li></ul>