Dear Dairy

All I wanted for Christmas was a bit more than last year. And a diary.But thanks to one teeny spelling mistake I got a lot more than I bargained for.With a literal tonne of problems to solve I had a lot of questions that needed answering like:How do you hide three cows in your bedroom?How many cows can you fit in a mini?Can you grow grass on wet towels andCan you bribe a police officer with butter?Take a peek inside my world and experience thrills the odd unfortunate spill and far too many buckets.