Dear Diary

<p><strong>Dear Diary: I Have 99 Problems and They're All Numbers</strong></p><p>From the author who turned punctuation into a punchline comes the ultimate survival guide for writers battling the tyranny of numbers.</p><p>Whether it's deciding between three and 3 taming rogue percentages surviving the date-format wars or figuring out what to do with 1980s and its wandering apostrophe this diary takes you inside one writer's hilariously fraught relationship with the numerical side of writing.</p><p>Packed with bite-sized rules laugh-out-loud confessions and formatting wisdom salvaged from the wreckage each entry proves you can tackle grammar and style without losing your voice (or your mind).</p><p>If you've ever spent twenty minutes debating a hyphen in thirty-year-old or spiraled over whether to spell out seven in a title you're in the right place.</p><p><strong>Part style guide part comedy and part emotional support for anyone who's cried over an Excel spreadsheet-this book will make you laugh nod in recognition and maybe even finally learn where to put that percent sign.</strong></p>