Dear Dumb Diary: Let's Pretend This Never Happened

<p>The (nearly) true confessions of Jamie Kelly.<br><br><i>Dear whoever is reading My Dumb Diary</i><br><br><i>Are you sure you're supposed to be reading someone else's diary? Maybe I told you that you could, so that's OK. But if you are Angeline, I did NOT give you permission, so stop it.</i><br><br><br>Dear Dumb Diary,<br><br>School was OK today. Angeline got her hair tangled up in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse - who is now one of my main heroes - snipped half a metre of silky blonde hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right.</p> <p>The (nearly) true confessions of Jamie Kelly.<br><br><i>Dear whoever is reading My Dumb Diary</i><br><br><i>Are you sure you're supposed to be reading someone else's diary? Maybe I told you that you could, so that's OK. But if you are Angeline, I did NOT give you permission, so stop it.</i><br><br><br>Dear Dumb Diary,<br><br>School was OK today. Angeline got her hair tangled up in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse - who is now one of my main heroes - snipped half a metre of silky blonde hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right.</p>