Dear Mistress

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Ever wondered what it's like to hand over your husband like a half-used emotionally unstable IKEA flatpack with no instructions and three screws missing?</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Welcome to 'Dear Mistress: Here's My Husband's Instruction Manual' - the hilarious brutally honest guide for the woman who thought she was getting a prize but actually just inherited someone else's unfinished DIY disaster.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Inside you'll find 12 delightfully unhinged letters filled with insider tips maintenance warnings and survival strategies from the one woman who's been there done that washed his pants and now wishes she'd just thrown them - and him - out the window.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Warning: Contains sarcasm emotional baggage (his) and traces of freedom (mine).</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Side effects may include spontaneous laughter deep sighs and rethinking every life choice that brought you here.</span></p><p></p>