Dear President Trump: 50 Satirical Letters from Phoenix to The White House

Dear President Trump began with a seemingly futile protest letter about killer vending machines. It became a spirited work of individual expression and a lifeline for the authors sanity. In a collection of 50 satirical letters to the White House first-time author William Friese channels his frustrations with President Trumps administration. Written from the viewpoint of an ardent supporter the letters document major political events and comically highlight the Trump administrations tenure of dishonesty and incompetence.From Letter #8 - ArpaioObama and his administrators are children on the beach building sandcastles. One castle is Obamacare another is Clean Energy another is National Monuments etc. ... Then you come walking along the beach a big tall tough president and kick over all the sandcastles. Funny! Right?! Pardoning Arpaio is like kicking over a Justice sandcastle. Except that castle was created by the Constitution.From Letter #23 - BridenstineBusiness Insider just published a shocking article about Jim Bridenstine director of NASA. It said he changed his opinion on climate change because he read a lot. Can you believe this? Somebody in your administration is reading and worse learning. You need to nip this outlandish behavior in the bud before it spreads to others in the administration.From Letter #28 - UnityI just heard that your theme for the State of the Union Address is going to be Unity. I about fell out of my chair laughing. I hope the State of the Union Address is full of jokes like that. Let me help a little. Instead of opening with the standard The state of the union is strong try The state of the union is open. Its a little shutdown joke.From Letter #31 - O Captain! My Captain! I know you are upset about your impeachment. I would be too! Those stupid lazy Democrats only brought two articles of impeachment. Its so unfair how they treat you. Andrew Johnson got eleven articles.From Letter #45 - Winter RulesAs of last month you had made over 18000 false and misleading claims -that is 15 per day. Simply amazing! No president will ever outdo that. I bet you are giving Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un a run for their money. Those two autocrats have it easy. They dont have to deal with the fake news like you do here. In their countries they have real fake news.