Death Machines of Death
by
Vince Kramer
English

About The Book

<html><p>All machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet. It's kind of like that movie<i>Maximum Overdrive</i> only ten time as fucking brutal!</p><p>Welcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort! Do you lack the energy to get a date? Are you batshit insane and looking for a cure?Are you a pants-shitting senior who wants to stop being old? Do you hate Stephen King? Then this weekend there's a seminar for you! Surethere's a comet flying through space bringing all machinery to life and killing everybody but don't worry about that! Here have a sandwich!Visit our many attractions! See our massive convention center (of <i>death</i>) our beautiful atrium (of <i>death</i>) and our arcade (of <i>death</i>)!Ignore the massive senior citizen orgy. Don't talk to the kid in the wheelchair. We guarantee the elevator will <i>not</i> transform youinto a cyborg. Mr. Coffee <i>isn't</i> trying to kill you. And there is absolutely nothing suspicious going on in the basement. (Don't go downthere though <i>seriously</i>).</p><p>Take a load off have a good time and prepare to <i>die</i>!</p><p>Death Machines of Death is an apocalyptic horror comedy by Vince Kramer that just so happens to be a million times better thananything you've ever read before. And if you think for one minute that those boring literary classics like <i>The Great Gatsby</i>or <i>Moby Dick</i> are better than this then you're fucking stupid!</p></html>
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