Death of a Narcissist

<p><strong>My first life plan checklist:</strong></p><p>Become a Popular Culture Professor</p><p><br></p><p><strong>My second life plan checklist: </strong></p><p>Get a job selling cars ���</p><p>Solve my coworkers' murders. ���</p><p><br></p><p><strong>My current life plan checklist:</strong></p><p>Reconnect with my Pittsburgh friends ���</p><p>Get a job at a used car lot</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Not on my life plan checklist:</strong></p><p>Find a dead body underneath a car</p><p>Become embroiled in another murder case</p>