Death Takes a Honeymoon

<p>You'd think a honeymoon would be simple. Sun. Sand. Zero corpses.</p><p>But no. I Corvus Q. Featherbottom-raven psychopomp voice of reason-have been dragged to Jamaica so Death can prove to his new bride that he's capable of something other than endings.</p><p>The bride in question is Hel half-dead goddess of the frozen realms and skeptic of joy.</p><p>Mortals as it turns out cannot be trusted to stay alive unsupervised.</p><p>Death wants three peaceful days. Hel is learning that warmth isn't always an enemy. And I'm running soul triage beside the towel hut with a plate of stolen fries and the growing suspicion that I care more than I'll ever admit.</p><p><em>A chaotic heartfelt romantic fantasy told by a bird who deserves a raise.</em></p>