Demise of a Self-Centered Playboy

<p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>You might be wondering how you'll know when your playboy ways are coming to an end. For some it might be an unexpected pregnancy (ahem... you know who) for others it might be finally landing the one woman you've always wanted (cough... I won't mention any names). For me it was the death of my mentor and the subsequent reading of his will.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>he signs were there they always are. But I didn't notice them until it was too late and my demise was complete.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Demise Sign #1 </strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>- You find yourself thrust into the land of responsibility and you don't immediately hightail it out of town.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Demise Sign #2</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> - Despite being stuck with the world's biggest Jekyll & Hyde some sadistic part of you actually enjoys spending time with her.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Demise Sign #3</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> - Your family suddenly stops wanting to weigh in on every decision in your life.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Demise Sign #4 </strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>- Somehow you end up being the voice of reason in your tumultuous partnership.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Demise Sign #5 </strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>- You start thinking of other people before yourself.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Demise Sign #6</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> - You agree to put yourself in the middle of an Alaskan reality TV show that has both of you sleeping in the same tent.</span></p><p><br></p><p>Demise Complete.</p>