Denisovan Harmony

<p><strong><em>You're watching the first Homo denisova to walk the earth in a hundred and fifty centuries grope their way into adolescence.</em></strong></p><p>You haven't wanted a drink for weeks and you're not - really you're not - falling in love with your co-worker who is the only other Homo sapiens in the entire pine forest.</p><p>It's all peachy until the Denisovans start holding singing contests in which the loser's head gets bashed in.</p><p>Now what the hell do you do?</p>