Destiny Can Bite Me

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Every prophecy needs a villain.</strong></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>This one got a sarcastic vampire with a bad attitude.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Vincent Lupo is a jaded wine-soaked immortal just trying to finish writing his latest smutty novel and avoid the people he's wronged-magical or otherwise.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Then a severed head turns up in his fridge branded with an invocation sigil and whispering lines from a play he wrote a century ago. A play the wrong people believe is prophecy.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Now Vincent's neck-deep in death cults cursed scripts and a once-devoted mortal aide who's now a cult leader hellbent on crafting his own narrative-and casting Vincent as the unwilling Bloodbard at centre stage.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>He's not a hero. He's just immortal inconveniently famous in the wrong circles and really bad at staying uninvolved.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The prophecy wants him bled dry.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Vincent wants a drink.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Only one of them gets what they want.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A sardonic urban fantasy of blood banter and very bad decisions.</strong></p><p></p><p></p>