Diary Of A Cereal Killer

Not your typical serial killer this is a Cereal Killer. An innovative fictitious horror story of a unnamed killer who compares murder to cereal. Numbers Numbers Numbers... How many victims have I killed...? I used to keep up with the amount but over the course of several years I have lost count I have more tricks... not Trix but schemes up my sleeve Hmmmm.... What am I going to use to take another LIFE...? Gun axe chainsaw rope pipe bomb matches power drill ice skate fire poker leaf blower stone boulder lawnmower knife...? While in the state of Virginia in a populous city called Newsport I sit alongside a lake viewing the epic landscape smoking a Newport... I am enjoying the lakeside breeze plotting to serve swift justice upon future victims of adulterous deeds Sticking my fishing rod into the lake... using the left hands and ring fingers of my adulterous victims as fishing bait Who Am I...? My name is not important but you can say I am Honey Bunches of Oats... I AM A TOTAL NUTCASE! But I am a very smart man because my murderous acts always result in a cold case