Diary of a Mad Gay Man

<p> A HILARIOUS LOOK INTO THE LIFE OF A GAY IMMIGRANT A MILLENNIAL AND A NEW YORKER.</p><p><br></p><p>When Jeremy wakes up on January 1 2019 his life is off-course. He needs to find a new job lose weight and then . . . nothing else matters because what he really wants is a relationship. Why does everyone else seem to be dating but he's still single? It's not like he has a tail two assholes or looks like the Elephant Man. He dresses well (from H&M) gives ten percent of his salary to charity (drag queen performers) and exercises regularly (exercises his right to hook up that is). </p><p> He blames the gay community with its high standards and ageism. Everyone wants a rich young skinny bitch-so basically his boss. The other day he chatted with a handsome Broadway actor (note: server) but after Jeremy sent him his pictures the server blocked him. Jeremy blames his pudgy face. </p><p> Things only get worse before they get better. Credit card debt long commute and lots of social activities. His only escape from life is his diary and martinis. </p><p><em>Diary of a Mad Gay Man</em> is a witty hilarious no-holds-barred look at the everyday life of the ultimate New Yorker. He may be jaded and cranky but he's fucking fabulous! </p><p><br></p><p>WELCOME TO A GAY MAN'S WORLD IN NEW YORK CITY: WHERE YOU MUST BE HOT TO FIND LOVE YOUNG TO FIND A JOB AND SKINNY FOR EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. </p><p><br></p><p><em>Diary of a Mad Gay Man</em> gives us a glimpse into the hardships of a millennial navigating through life in New York City as a broke single but hopeful gay man. In the vein of his favorite diarist Joan Rivers Taylor offers his funny no-holds-barred insights and vicious advice on everything-food clothes and even Mississippi:</p><p><br></p><p>On Food:</p><p>I'm getting disappointed in New York's restaurant life. Just because I can't afford a Michelin star restaurant there's no reason I should eat mediocre food. When you smash something green against a plate and serve it that's not guacamole that's the fucking Grinch. </p><p><br></p><p>On Clothes:</p><p>It's indeed hard to please impress or upstage New Yorkers. You can show up wearing the highest heels and the sluttiest dress but a gay boy standing next to you will be even higher and sluttier.</p><p><br></p><p>On Mississippi:</p><p>There are only three things I like about Mississippi: One the Homochitto National Forest-because I love everything with the word homo attached to it. Two the fact Mississippi is far away from New York. And three reread the number two. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p>